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Are you feeling overwhelmed by the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas season? Then, this year you might want to partake in a different type of holiday. Festivus! Swap your tree for a pole, empty pleasantries for an airing of grievances, and friendly hugs goodbye for a good old-fashioned wrestling match. If this sounds like the perfect combination of all of your favorite activities, slip on these red and chrome shades and start practicing your Nelson hold. A Half Nelson just isn’t going to get it done, and you can’t leave until the host is pinned. This rule is non-negotiable. Happy Festivus, ya filthy animal.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).