Did you sob when you heard SkyMall went bankrupt in 2015? Or did you just find out, like us? Either way, pour out a ludicrously small airline bottle of liquor. Then memorialize the delightfully bizarre magazine by wearing these blue aviator frames with gray-yellow lenses. NOW where will we buy dog lips, umbrella holders, and laser hair regrowth helmets?!
1. No Slip
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. No Bounce
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3. All Polarized
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. All Speed
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5. Free Mile High Club Membership
Included with purchase.