MILE HIGH VIBES
Strap on Donkey Goggles and you're anointed with Von's thighs (speed + agility), Peyton's mind (lightning fast + humor) and Super John's arm (distance + accuracy). Orange Crush your next run and soar a Mile High, because without these shades, your life is: IN-COM-PLETE -- wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).